Guys...don't be in the doghouse....

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I'm getting my wife a bunch of cosplay outfits. She doesn't know what that is or have any interest in it... yet, but I assume she'll thank me later! <3
 
I was about to report you for spamming.

Anyway, I think Victoria Secrets is overrated and every single one of their images are ridiculously over Photoshopped. I could post some alternative, but they'll probably give me another warning.
 
I was about to report you for spamming.

Anyway, I think Victoria Secrets is overrated and every single one of their images are ridiculously over Photoshopped. I could post some alternative, but they'll probably give me another warning.

If you have more sensible ideas for gifts... we're mostly nerds here and could use the help :) lol
 
I should get my girlfriend a boxing bag. As it seems I'm always "accidentally hit". Eg she tried hitting me with a pillow.... Some how the first came first than the pillow a millisecond after.

Or coordination lessons..

It will probably be flowers as usual.

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Dinner is usually good. Anything cheesy is wanted... Even though I won't do the cheesy stuff.

I know girls like cheesy but funny they don't accept a cheese toastie (its a joke you can laugh)

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Notice Matt said "mostly".
I am not a nerd at all... i just play one on forums.



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I thought I was the only one. I find boy shorts and a wife wife beater/halter top to be much more sexy on my wife! Might just be me though... :D

What is really funny is when I opened the link for the Teddy Bears, I saw a picture ad for a bear in pajamas, and a girl in matching ones. The ad said something like '$X and get both!' I thought, 'Buy a Teddy Bear and get a free Girlfriend! Wow! What a deal!!!' :D
 
The way to my heart runs right through Best Buy. :p

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I need a girlfriend. I really, really do and I really wish I had one. It's really hard to find someone stable around here, or emotionally available, or not basically messed up mentally. I'm sorry, I know that probably doesn't sound very nice, but it's true. To be fair, I also know for a fact it is hard for women to find guys who aren't idiots or mental cases, and/or who are actually mature, loving, and concerned. So yes, this kind of problem goes both ways.

I've got a number of women friends (none of whom are available; most of whom I really can't see myself feeling "that way" about) and so I have gotten to see the ugly other side of the equation. They, of course, have gotten to see the ugly other side as well.
 
I lucked out with my girl. She doesn't get into the whole Valentine's Day thing; thinks it's a silly marketing ploy to get people to buy stuff. She's happy with a card (for the sentiment) and dinner out. :)

My wife tells me all the time "Don't get my anything!" but I dare not take that chance! Haha
 
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My girlfriend is the opposite. Every holiday is her favourite.... Like Christmas. Easter. Valentines day. New years. Australia day.... Every holiday is... "But its my favourite"

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