At the very least, put some cool widgets on there so when your iPhone buddies pop over you can say something witty/fanboyish like "Wow, that screen full of icons sure is pretty, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to check the 5 day weather forecast, play a song on Pandora, check my calendar, check the latest headlines from CNN, and check the newest Facebook posts all by glancing at this one screen. Oh what's that? You say that same thing would require you to click on like 5 different icons and back out of each...so like a few dozen button presses? You can't just see all that information at a glance? And even if you could, the screen would be too small to actually read all of that? And you pay a lot more than me for the privilege? LAME!" (be sure to put your fingers into a shape of an "L" on your forehead during this last part). Feel free to also add on something like "Well, at least you look (make finger quotes here) 'hip to the square' with that Apple logo on the back."
Then say "Good day, sir....I said good day!" and walk away with a smug smirk on your face because you have bested them and left them with no reasonable retort. If you are feeling overly awesome about it, do a little jump/kick-your-heels-together thing as well. Be sure to make a mental hash-mark of your victory for use in bar conversations. Oh and start a thread here about your adventure! Maybe a picture of their no-doubt in-shock face in the "pics taken with your evo" thread.