Okay, here's what we need to do. We need to start rumors, we need to say things that are absolute trolling with no doubt. We need to do all the things that lead up before an update. All of you that "work for VZW" need to come forward. That friend you know that works for VZW, ask them things. Go call support and ask them, telling them you'll tell no one, then put the full transcripts up here and let us know what they say. This is not a satire piece, this is real. We need to all start guessing and theorizing and going based off what our best friend once said to us while skydiving and we're certain we're hearing the release date. Tell us of you ultra-private soak test. WE NEED to start making random crap up and one day it will be right! Seriously, make up your best whopper and put it in here for us to all believe!
In the end of that we'll look back and chuckle as we remember the one that got it right. Oh, and the best part. Who ever gets it right gets 50 points! Leaked photos and such grant you an extra 10 points.
Points are redeemable on their cash value or in the store where these points are counted and tallied. Then, upon completion of the tally, spending shall begin the day before the end of the process in which will hereby be known as "The End". Contracts are null and void if and when the earth begins to rotate in a varied direction which will be known for the remainder of the time as "Pencil". The End of Pencil will be brought to us for redemption in person or over internet or if outside the continental United States but still within range of the sun, you should shout extremely loud but clearly after we realize the can on a string thing is impossible. Each point's cash value will be assigned based on the current exchange rate of the variable upper limit of the system of equations based in the book of hebrews known to only 3 people ever to walk this Pencil. Remaining in the list of valued rules shall be that winners are immediately disqualified from anything that is ever known to be. Remember to always wash hands before returning to work.
Now, give us what you know!
In the end of that we'll look back and chuckle as we remember the one that got it right. Oh, and the best part. Who ever gets it right gets 50 points! Leaked photos and such grant you an extra 10 points.
Points are redeemable on their cash value or in the store where these points are counted and tallied. Then, upon completion of the tally, spending shall begin the day before the end of the process in which will hereby be known as "The End". Contracts are null and void if and when the earth begins to rotate in a varied direction which will be known for the remainder of the time as "Pencil". The End of Pencil will be brought to us for redemption in person or over internet or if outside the continental United States but still within range of the sun, you should shout extremely loud but clearly after we realize the can on a string thing is impossible. Each point's cash value will be assigned based on the current exchange rate of the variable upper limit of the system of equations based in the book of hebrews known to only 3 people ever to walk this Pencil. Remaining in the list of valued rules shall be that winners are immediately disqualified from anything that is ever known to be. Remember to always wash hands before returning to work.
Now, give us what you know!
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