LTE upgrade (speculation)

It would be nice if it was a software upgrade but I doubt it, to many areas not ready for 4 g yet. But honestly its gonna suck to have to send my Xoom away for a week or so for the upgrade.

Does anyone know of a good 12 step program that will help with the withdrawl?

For me, ill just buy a wifi Xoom at my local shop with a return policy longer than a week, use it until mine gets back to me. I'm told by a friend working at VZW that KC is not slated to get LTE until Sept or so 2011, so I am in no hurry to send mine off.
 
Upgraded the wife's phone to the Thundebolt yesterday. We're pulling down 15Mbps and uploading at 31 in Phoenix. I'm ready for the upgrade. That's smoking.