My mother in law is so fat....

[Serial Fordicator]

Being its the holidays and people need to let off some steam, let's hear some jokes.


My mother in law is so fat, she's got a tan line from the refrigerator light.

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[Haalcyon]

I can't make mother-in-law jokes. The wife will find them and do things to me. Horrible things.

 

[mrsmumbles]

I can't make mother-in-law jokes. The wife will find them and do things to me. Horrible things.

Hahahah! That was funny! :thumbup: I used to know a ton of jokes and now I can't remember them.

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[Mooncatt]

Phyllis Diller had some great mother-in-law jokes, but dang if I can remember them right now.

 

[Live2ride883]

Sorry, my mother in-law and I get along great. We share a lot of the same opinions on politics, gun control, abortion just to name a few.

 

[Mooncatt]

All I'll say is my fianc? and I share the same opinion about her mother.

And I remember one joke. MiL is so fat, her dress was the screen at the drive in theater.

 

[Serial Fordicator]

Sorry, my mother in-law and I get along great. We share a lot of the same opinions on politics, gun control, abortion just to name a few.

My mil isn't really fat. Its just all in fun and to help with Christmas stress.

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[Mooncatt]

My mil isn't really fat. Its just all in fun and to help with Christmas stress.

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Merry Christmas by laying down insults?

J/K, I know what you mean.

 

[likeag8]

I can't make mother-in-law jokes. The wife will find them and do things to me. Horrible things.

tell me about it! i can't afford a divorce lol
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[likeag8]

Sorry, my mother in-law and I get along great. We share a lot of the same opinions on politics, gun control, abortion just to name a few.

my mother-in-law is brutally honest, sometimes it frightens me. i try to be on her good side because i wouldn't want to end up in an unmarked grave somewhere.
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[Live2ride883]

my mother-in-law is brutally honest, sometimes it frightens me. i try to be on her good side because i wouldn't want to end up in an unmarked grave somewhere.
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That's another thing we have in common..

 

[likeag8]

That's another thing we have in common..

the honesty? to me, honesty and accountability is essential
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[Haalcyon]

My MIL is sweet just like my wife.

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[llamabreath]

I REALLY hope my wife doesn't end up looking like mine.

REALLY have my fingers crossed.
(And i have a rubberband crossing my toes 24/7 to help also)


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[likeag8]

I REALLY hope my wife doesn't end up looking like mine.

REALLY have my fingers crossed.
(And i have a rubberband crossing my toes 24/7 to help also)


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yeah, i'd end up in an unmarked grave in the middle of nowhere

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[bricky23]

My MIL is sweet just like my wife.

g2

Either you are the wife,or the mil, or they read this thread

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[Haalcyon]

Either you are the wife,or the mil, or they read this thread

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Am I really that obvious?

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