This instantly reminded me of one of my favourite Seinfeld episodes, The Dinner Party, where George is trying to get change for a hundred dollar bill. However, in this comedy the dialogue goes something like this:
BUYER: $1200 USD for a Pixel 9 Pro XL? I'm not paying that much for a Pixel phone.
GOOGLE: Why not?
BUYER: You got to give me more than that for $1200.
GOOGLE: Okay, a Pixel 9 Pro XL and a year of Google One AI Premium.
BUYER: That's not enough.
GOOGLE: Okay, a Pixel 9 Pro XL, a year of Google One AI Premium and 6 months of Fitbit Premium.
BUYER: Keep going...