Release Date Unconfirmed [Satire]

[thedeceiver]

, 12/9, 12/10, 12/11...12/12, 12/13, 12/14, 12/15, 12/16, 12/17, 12/18, 12/19, 12/20, 12/21, 12/22, 12/23, 12/24, 12/25, 12/26, 12/27, 12/28, 12/29, 12/30, 12/31.

I just heard that those are all days that the phone could be released. Based on the inside information I'm seeing, the phone will in fact be released on a day. That day will occur in this dimension and on the day in question. However, in other dimensions it may released on a different date.

You heard it here first folks. If the phone does not release on that day, then you are in the dimension where there is no Galaxy Nexus.

 

[Defconrock]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

Lifetime ban

 

[Premium1]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

, 12/9, 12/10, 12/11...12/12, 12/13, 12/14, 12/15, 12/16, 12/17, 12/18, 12/19, 12/20, 12/21, 12/22, 12/23, 12/24, 12/25, 12/26, 12/27, 12/28, 12/29, 12/30, 12/31.

I just heard that those are all days that the phone could be released. Based on the inside information I'm seeing, the phone will in fact be released on a day. That day will occur in this dimension and on the day in question. However, in other dimensions it may released on a different date.

You heard it here first folks. If the phone does not release on that day, then you are in the dimension where there is no Galaxy Nexus.

Still doesn't mean it is confirmed until big red announces it. Another pointless thread...

 

[mebaker]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

Block this thread

 

[bphelminski]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

You suck. Unlike. Downvote. Poop on you.

 

[rooktdphi]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

 

[kca2000]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

With a name like theDeceiver I should have seen that coming. Why would someone with 900 posts and a year in post something like this?

It should be a rule that mods need to review all threads with the words "confirmed" and "release date" in the title!!!

 

[thedeceiver]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

This thread is full of so much win. I got a "cool story, bro" with a dog meme.

 

[thedeceiver]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

With a name like theDeceiver I should have seen that coming. Why would someone with 900 posts and a year in post something like this?

It should be a rule that mods need to review all threads with the words "confirmed" and "release date" in the title!!!

It's just a little lighthearted humor. Every other thread talking about dates degenerates into a flame war because every discussion about dates is always so serious.

 

[JoeUserTX]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

I think everyone's getting cranky and losing their sense of humor.

Meh...

 

[Holsum]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

It's just a little lighthearted humor. Every other thread talking about dates degenerates into a flame war because every discussion about dates is always so serious.

so you feel it is necessary to troll and fuel the fire?


enjoy the ban!

 

[kca2000]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

It's just a little lighthearted humor. Every other thread talking about dates degenerates into a flame war because every discussion about dates is always so serious.

Good job on keeping everyone at bay in this thread so far, your humor was not received ..

 

[mysterx]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

At first I was like 'what', then I was like 'oh', then I was like 'hehe', then I was like all misty-eyed and stuff. What? I'm not crying!!! Leave me alone!!!

-me

 

[Live2ride883]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

Lifetime ban

There should be a way for the membership to vote on a ban members that create threads like this with no other purpose than to incite people to react negatively to a thread of this nature.

I do not agree with having the mods review every post, I belong to other boards that do that and its a serious interruption to the conversations etc.

 

[thedeceiver]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

so you feel it is necessary to troll and fuel the fire?


enjoy the ban!

Trolling? I'm not trolling. I'm posting an obviously satircal post about dates and how preposterous the conversation is. I'm not saying it's releasing on those dates as any reasonable person could ascertain. You may not have found it funny, which is fine, but it was certainly not meant to troll.

Trolling would have involved acting as though I had actual information and then posting a deliberately inflamatory date (such as next year).

Lighten up.

 

[thedeceiver]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

Good job on keeping everyone at bay in this thread so far, your humor was not received ..

Fair. Humor is not universal, that's for sure. It was satire... some that any reasonable person would interpret as that.

Trying to break up the monotony of the board.

 

[Premium1]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

Trolling? I'm not trolling. I'm posting an obviously satircal post about dates and how preposterous the conversation is. I'm not saying it's releasing on those dates as any reasonable person could ascertain. You may not have found it funny, which is fine, but it was certainly not meant to troll.

Trolling would have involved acting as though I had actual information and then posting a deliberately inflamatory date (such as next year).

Lighten up.

yet you post confirmed in the title... right........

 

[philly]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

I dont really think its worth a ban, I just thought the comment "lifetime ban" was funny, so I liked it

 

[thedeceiver]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

yet you post confirmed in the title... right........

Ahh... Satire..... Sorry, next time I will say SATIRICAL POST/NOT SERIOUS so you get it. Are you the type of person that reads The Onion (not that this is anywhere near as clever) and then can't tell that it's trying to poke fun at something?

 

[greydarrah]

Re: Release Date Confirmed -- 12/8

Can't we just delete junk like this? It's not remotely funny. Everyone waiting on this phone sees you thread title of a confirmed delivery date and clicks it to read yet another pitiful attempt at humorizing all the rumored dates. It's just stupid.