Take a break from the drama - game time

[Mr. Orange 645]

Verizon: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Google never told you what happened to your carrier.
Nexus: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
Verizon: No. *I* am your carrier.
Nexus: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Verizon: Search your programming, you *know* it to be true!
Nexus: [anguished] No! No!

 

[JoeUserTX]

"Klaatu, Verada, Nexusssgasdfasdmmmph...."

"There, I said it. I said the words. All right, then..."

 

[auburngirl]

Good job everyone. Let's keep this going. It is keeping my mind off all of the launch rumors.

 

[Mooem]

Google: "Do I really look like a company with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. Microsoft has plans, Apple has plans, Verizon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are."

 

[auburngirl]

Google: "Do I really look like a company with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. Microsoft has plans, Apple has plans, Verizon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are."

The Dark Knight? Good one.

 

[auburngirl]

"Klaatu, Verada, Nexusssgasdfasdmmmph...."

"There, I said it. I said the words. All right, then..."

Had to Google this one...
The Day the Earth Stood Still.

What did we do before Google??? I remember the times before Google, but I don't really remember how I got any info except in the World Book Encyclopedia or at the library.

 

[Asterdroid]

Unrelated:

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

 

[Mooem]

The Dark Knight? Good one.

Yep!

 

[kajii]

Google: You threaten my people with bloatware and skins! I've chosen my next device carefully.
Verizon: This is madness!
Google: Madness... This! Is! NEXUS!!!

 

[Mr. Orange 645]

Had to Google this one...
The Day the Earth Stood Still.

What did we do before Google??? I remember the times before Google, but I don't really remember how I got any info except in the World Book Encyclopedia or at the library.

True but that is actually from Army of Darkness.

 

[JoeUserTX]

True but that is actually from Army of Darkness.

Bingo, we have a winner!

 

[sandyj125]

then they stole it from the original "The Day the Earth Stood Still"
Its a classic!

 

[JoeUserTX]

then they stole it from the original "The Day the Earth Stood Still"
Its a classic!

Evil Dead (and the better re-make, Evil Dead II) and Army of Darkness are campy horror films, that yes, ripped off classics. If you haven't seen any of them they're required curriculum, lol...

 

[UltraDroid]

I can't figure this one out. Sounds familiar.

Anyone, anyone, Bueller???

Struther Martin line, from Cool Hand Luke

 

[kharrigan]

Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Galaxy Nexus?*
Judge Randolph: You *don't* have to answer that question!
Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.
Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the truth!*
[pauses]
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has smartphones, and those smartphones have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Steve Jobs, and you curse Apple. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Steve Job's death, while tragic, probably saved people from iPhone contracts. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves people from Apple. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that smartphone, you need me on that smartphone. We use words like pure, Android, phone. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent believing something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very insight that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up your wallet, and buy the new Google phone. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Kaffee: Did you order the Galaxy Nexus?
Col. Jessep: I did the job I...
Kaffee: *DID YOU ORDER THE GALAXY NEXUS???*
Col. Jessep: *YOU'RE GODD*MN RIGHT I DID!*

 

[Ricky Babalu]

Man: Hi new in the building?
Gal: Yeah, I just moved in today.
Man: Oh, like it so far?
Gal: Yeah, everyone?s been real nice
Man: Well, that?s because you have a big Nexus. I mean your buttons are Huge, I mean I wanna squeeze it. Oh, Mama??????..

 

[auburngirl]

Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Galaxy Nexus?*
Judge Randolph: You *don't* have to answer that question!
Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.
Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the truth!*
[pauses]
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has smartphones, and those smartphones have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Steve Jobs, and you curse Apple. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Steve Job's death, while tragic, probably saved people from iPhone contracts. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves people from Apple. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that smartphone, you need me on that smartphone. We use words like pure, Android, phone. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent believing something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very insight that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up your wallet, and buy the new Google phone. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Kaffee: Did you order the Galaxy Nexus?
Col. Jessep: I did the job I...
Kaffee: *DID YOU ORDER THE GALAXY NEXUS???*
Col. Jessep: *YOU'RE GODD*MN RIGHT I DID!*

That was SO AWESOME!

 

[auburngirl]

This one from my hubby. See if you can guess the movie?

For the last couple of months, Verizon has suggested that being part of the Android Nation was, to a certain extent, about the thickness of your phone, and although I have not been willing to engage in these attacks, I can tell you without hesitation: Being part of the Android Nation is entirely about pure Android. For the record: yes, I am a card-carrying member of Android Central. But the more important question is why aren't you, Verizon? Now, this is an organization whose sole purpose is to defend the the little green man, so it naturally begs the question: Why would the most powerful cell phone carrier, choose to reject pure Android? If you can answer that question, folks, then you're smarter than I am, because I didn't understand it until a few hours ago. Android isn't easy. Android is advanced citizenship. You gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say "You want open source? Let's see you acknowledge a app whose code make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the land of the free? Then your symbol can't just be a locked up phone; the symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to mod up that phone. Show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then, you can stand up and sing about the "land of the free".

 

[kharrigan]

This one from my hubby. See if you can guess the movie?

The Androidian President? It's one of my wife's favorite movies.

BTW, you left out the hurtful bits... Good call. Liked.

"My name is Andrew Shepperd... and I am the Nexus."