The Army's trying to keep me from using my S3

[crackberrytraitor]

So I'm typing this under my desk. I'm at class and I go outside for a smoke and an actual CONVOY of Army is pouring into the parking lot. Like 12-15 freakin huge transport vehicles and swarm of humvees, army dudes walking all over the place and unloading stuff off trucks. So I go back inside, really confused and go to my next lecture, and like 5 minutes later my prof gets a text from the faculty and he tells us all (it was funny how confused he looked) that the Army has ordered anyone with an Android powered cell phone to turn it off immediately. First of all, **** no. Secondly, why would the Army have a problem with Android devices? Any Army people know what this is about?

 

[funkylogik]

lmao F knows man???

 

[crackberrytraitor]

Soldiers walking through the halls, thinkin about turning off my phone.

 

[erwaso]

It's Red Dawn!

WOOOLLLLLVERRRRINES!

Lol!Maybe because Android = Skynet

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[crackberrytraitor]

Where are you at? Like what school/college?

Are you sure it's Army and not National Guard or something? Maybe the school has some kind of threat (just guessing)? Although it's odd they'd ask you to turn off Android phones specifically in any case.

Columbia Basin College. Like 20 minutes from Hanford, WA. Seriously kind of tripping out here.

 

[funkylogik]

ur so gona get shot

 

[diecastdonkey]

Maybe it's not the Army but an Apple task force out to destroy all Android phones!

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[1981Dog]

Is it the Chinese Army?

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[Sargeant002]

Best to listen seeing they all have live ammo. ;D

Brian-

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[crackberrytraitor]

Just pick out the biggest soldier, stand up to him and poke him in the chest with your finger and say something like "Listen, soldier boy....my taxes pay your salary and I demand to know what's going on here!"

He will respect your authori-tay and let you know.

What a brilliant way to get arrested/hit it the face with the butt of an assault rifle. imma go ask administration what the **** is going on after lecture.

 

[sparksd]

There's a college near Hanford???? How big is the herd in your class? And Hanford - do they all have three eyes?

Dave (in Seattle)

 

[funkylogik]

lol u cant beat a good pistol whipping, sent to gontanimo bay and water-boarded

 

[Tkbredx]

Haha. Leave it on. Make them find you! Everybody loves a good game of where's waldo.

 

[akronevan2]

Any pictures?? I was in the army and have never heard of them doing anything of the sort.

 

[funkylogik]

yeah we want pics/vid

 

[crackberrytraitor]

yeah we want pics/vid

Emma snap a quick video in the parking lot when I leave. Army guy, any idea why they would have an issue with android devices?

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[crackberrytraitor]

There's a college near Hanford???? How big is the herd in your class? And Hanford - do they all have three eyes?

Dave (in Seattle)

In pasco. You know there's like over 200,000 of us here in the Tri-Cities, right?

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[funkylogik]

Emma snap a quick video in the parking lot when I leave. Army guy, any idea why they would have an issue with android devices?

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yeah i really wana know why its android specific
unrelated but theres gona be a Nexus S powered satellite

 

[jcp007]

Could it be the content of your posts? LOL

 

[crackberrytraitor]

So apparently it's a convoy picking up surplus computers from here to Spokane and they Stopped at CBC to get some stuff from the Lockheed department. Still don't know why no android. I feel better now I know I'm not in imminent danger