Well, it's obvious you need to stick with iOS. Android is not for simple minded iPhone users. It does require some customization to fit your style. Your reasons for disliking Android are easily fixable with a little personalization.
I don't understand this argument. Phones were made to make our lives simpler. The pure Android OS should be a refined operating system that can be customizable as well. But there are many problems with it that become a hassle. Why do you think Android phones aren't used much in the business world? (aside from the Note 2, but the wonders of that actually come from Samsung). Sure, I may have agreed with your post a couple of years ago, but I need a more refined product now, and I can't get a Android phone without knowing that I will get a product that's going to give me a lot of headaches from time to time.