What do you plan to do first with your EVO?

[jazbojenkins]

spit up my breakfast!

Hold it in my left hand while I whack-off with my right.

thanks for the laugh!

 

[Mr. Berry]

hold it in my left hand while i whack-off with my right.

hahahahahahaha

 

[Mr. Berry]

Install my 16GB micro and load some movies and I work for VZW so I'll take it to work and show it off

Best way to get fired! LMAO

 

[dgruhlke]

Make a little place for it between me and my wife in bed

 

[knowltonjball]

Downloads some apps I have been wanting, but cant get with the pre.

 

[Cree8r]

Hang it on the ceiling while doing the dirty deed with the wife. Little will she know my inspiration....

 

[desairs]

Insult more lame people on AndroidCentral.

 

[Kedar]

Use my voice to text someone...
And then customize my homescreens while downloading RingDroid and putting music on my phone.

 

[boggs3010#AC]

I plan on pissing and moaning about something, batter life etc.....

Seriously I plan to check out the application store.

 

[ArchGoodwin]

knowing me, I'll drop it.

 

[mrssexcee1]

I dont use manuals ( who even reads them) (scratching head) from what I read on these forums to opinions from avid android users I will be fine. I will just activate my phone walk to work and update my status on facebook saying I got my Evo but an iphone doesnt have an app for that LMAO JK JK I KID LOL

 

[bmoore]

After i have sex with it, we will lay together and whisper sweet nothings to each other.

 

[Cree8r]

After i have sex with it, we will lay together and whisper sweet nothings to each other.

Obviously it will be a 1 way conversation since you'll have most probably drained the battery

 

[theiphonewannabe]

I imagine with my luck I will be testing the drop-ability of the phone and then testing out Sprint's Assurion phone insurance.

 

[jfelectron]

Seriosuly...smart phones are for PORN right? And as El Jobso loves to point out, we Androiders are free to access said porn instantly via the Market...ahh freedom, excuse me while I jizz in my pants .

 

[Gelst]

Probably hold it real tight and rub it and kiss it and hug it .. maybe snuggle with it....

 

[bmoore]

Obviously it will be a 1 way conversation since you'll have most probably drained the battery

HahHahA! Nice

 

[auburnmk]

We make sweet love by the fire, I plan to hold the world ransom for 1 meeeeeellion dollars..........oh, wait, 100 billion dollars!! muhhaaahhhaaa

 

[auburnmk]

Actually, probably more like this....

I dont use manuals ( who even reads them) (scratching head) from what I read on these forums to opinions from avid android users I will be fine. I will just activate my phone walk to work and update my status on facebook saying I got my Evo but an iphone doesnt have an app for that LMAO JK JK I KID LOL

 

[mrssexcee1]

Sweeeeeettttttttttt (peter voice from family guy) :-D