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Why you will pick me.

I know you will pick me. Why? Because I destroy lighting and make sandwiches for women. What? Yeah I am a gentleman and a scholar. That $#@! does not stop there. I stopped the apocalypse. I looked it in the eye and threw a trident and a 1994 Ford Probe at it. The apocalypse died of fear.

It doesn't stop there. Rebecca Black is one of my minions. I have minions. She created a song that 70,000,000 people listened to. You think it's terrible? I don't care. Now you worship me. Subliminal messaging mother f@#!%s. I bench press 632 pounds and fight dragons with a 4 port usb hub.

I drive a 1982 Cadillac Cimarron I put a Buggati Veyron engine in it. Bullhockey you say? You don't know me. Pop off. The Hangover 2 was originally was going to be played by me. All the parts, but they decided that I was too good for it, so they decided that I should star in the next Children of the Corn movie, Children of the Corn: Xbox Live.

The only thing that I think is cooler than me, other than 13 steak burritos from tacobell?

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P.S. I need this phone for school!
 
My mother would love this thing. If I win it I'm gonna gift it to her. Bring it on! Help me put a smile on her face.
 
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