I want one so badly that I would be willing to drink milk and then use an epiPen to go to the hospital to fix it. But in the end I'd get an nvidia shield because ya know.... I'm allergic to dairy so like thats huge. So thats one thing I would do. the other thing would be to take the selfless route. If i go with the selfless route, I'd be willing to learn to knit, and then find the cost of a SHIELD. I would then use that dollar amount as a goal number for the number of blankets I knit. then I'll take those blankets and send them to people in the Phillippenes. Excuse my awful spelling. and I'd give them something warm while they recover from the natural disaster. THe weirdest route I'd take is that I'd be willing to strip down to no clothes, and help a giraffe search through a jungle to find its mother. yeah. I'd probably then find clothes out of leaves and ride the giraffe. but hey. whichever of these you think is best should be a reason to get me a shield. I hope you read this!!!