I can has one? They're so hot you need cute little mittens to touch them.
Google Technical Support: How can I assist you today?
Annoyed owner: Touchscreen no werk.
GTS: Are you wearing mittens? Cute ones with baby kittens on them?
Ao: Are you spying on me? Is this camera on? OMG ...
GTS: Take off teh mittens and thee shall have teh Nexus.
/truestory