I NEED it!! I don't want it, I NEED it!!! HELP ME, PLEASE!!! My ancient device is keeping me from evolving and I'm old so I need the bigger text. Dude, seriously, if you have a heart at all you'll consider this plea for mercy and help me. Search your soul my friend and ignore the pathetic whining of those other tech beggers, my cause is so much more important!! Sure, they all want it. And ill admot, some of them may possibly want it badly. However my brother, I NEED IT!! I NEED IT TO CONTINUE MY LIFE!!! By all that is meaningful and good, PLEASE, ONLY CONSIDER MY REQUEST AND I G N O R E THEIRS!!! May God shed his grace and love on you and blessings be on your family my thoughtful constituate. And remember? I NEED IT!!! (and they suck...just sayin').