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  1. slackerjack's Avatar
    There a little green boy named Lloyd
    Who gets in a tussle when referred to as droid
    And when Lloyd is annoyed the world should take note
    As an Android Lloyd be, down to the shine of his coat
    And Ice Cream he'll bring, with doughnuts, eclaires, even jelly bean topping
    An arse kicking hel'll give to Apple, of that there'll be no stopping
    For all of the wonders introduced in their six
    Lloyd has been doing forever, sometimes just for kicks




    Jack
    12-19-2012 12:51 PM
  2. pac0naut's Avatar
    There once was a guy named Paco
    Who really wanted some tacos
    But there's no Jack-In-The-Box app
    And he's already too fat
    He's trying to get down to flaco (skinny, for the non Spanish speakiers)
    12-19-2012 12:51 PM
  3. dr_gibberish's Avatar
    There once were some tech savvy fellas
    Whose love of AC was most zealous
    They prayed up to heaven
    for a new Nexus 7
    and hoped to make all their friends jealous
    12-19-2012 12:51 PM
  4. dcaley's Avatar
    there once was a tablet named nexus seven,
    who knocked rims market share down to eleven,
    with the iphone in sight,
    the future looks bright,
    the iphone will end up in smartphone heaven
    12-19-2012 12:51 PM
  5. powpow's Avatar
    There once was a king call iPhone
    in the touchscreen world all alone
    Android came to town
    stole the king's crown
    and kicked the king off his walled throne
    12-19-2012 12:51 PM
  6. hochoch's Avatar
    There once was an android named Andy
    Who dreamed of eating some candy
    But robots eat only bolts and nuts
    So he downloaded an app
    And that was that
    Now he has candy filling his guts
    12-19-2012 12:51 PM
  7. jtio's Avatar
    A handsome man named Lloyd
    His looks to Apple annoyed
    He's short, green and fat
    He's stealth as a cat
    And only runs Android

    12-19-2012 12:52 PM
  8. mattvalenz's Avatar
    The thing about 7 of Nexus,
    It's better than driving a Lexus.
    A tablet supreme,
    the thing makes me beam,
    ear-to-ear until someone corrects us!
    12-19-2012 12:52 PM
  9. backslashV's Avatar
    Google next to me
    Hey yo text to me
    not your hate to me
    give me gift to me
    one Nexus to me
    12-19-2012 12:52 PM
  10. Insp_Gadget's Avatar
    Oh my! What is this I see...
    Underneath my Christmas tree?
    Could it be something running Android?
    If not, I'd be quite annoyed.
    What, oh what could it be?
    12-19-2012 12:52 PM
  11. Mlss's Avatar
    Android is clever, fast and personal
    Nexus makes the experience more comfortable.
    I gives pleasure to all
    with smartphones, tablets galore
    with Play Store always reliable!
    12-19-2012 12:52 PM
  12. Comineeyeaha's Avatar
    There once was a boy named Brian
    Who's wife was constantly cryin'
    A tablet, she wants
    A Nexus, he flaunts
    Their marriage now lies in your hands.
    12-19-2012 12:53 PM
  13. jscott96's Avatar
    A nexus 7 for free,
    free to me?
    Do Androids give humans as prizes?
    One day, maybe we'll know.
    I'll ask Google now!
    12-19-2012 12:53 PM
  14. archimess's Avatar
    To some of you, this might sound strange,
    but my paycheck, is below this tablet's price range.
    That's why, to get this, would be so, so cool.
    Cos' I'm studying to be an architect and this would be my No.1 tool.
    Yap, really excised, this will be a great change.
    12-19-2012 12:53 PM
  15. BrianTufo's Avatar
    All I want for Christmas is a Nexus Seven
    If I got one I'd feel like I'm eleven
    Phil said to follow the rules
    If you don't you are all fools
    So pick me and for Christmas I'll be in heaven!
    12-19-2012 12:53 PM
  16. Ktulu's Avatar
    There once was a man from 'round Detroit way
    That wished for a Nexus 7 some say
    He posted in a thread
    Then went to bed
    And Phil emailed him his prize the next day
    12-19-2012 12:54 PM
  17. Mesz919209's Avatar
    There once was an OS called Android
    Whose widgets I so enjoyed
    The wallpapers are live
    and features don't deprive
    any other system I will avoid
    12-19-2012 12:54 PM
  18. garfnodie's Avatar
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who's phone was so old he could flip it
    He said with a chagrin
    As he ripped off the hinge
    If this were a Nexus I would lick it
    12-19-2012 12:54 PM
  19. ockc's Avatar
    There was this device called Nexus 7
    When it was it in my hands I felt I was in heaven
    Others tried to bite
    But couldn't win the fight
    Now they have to concentrate on tablets with inches closer to 11
    12-19-2012 12:54 PM
  20. ASUDave's Avatar
    There once was a man named Dave
    Who scrimped every penny to save
    His wife has an iPad
    But iOS makes him so mad
    He'd love a new Nexus to...have?
    12-19-2012 12:54 PM
  21. cwesterf's Avatar
    There was a Nexus 7 thin and light,
    Owning it would be someones delight.
    With Google Maps and its seven inch display,
    It will help Santa guide his sleigh,
    hopefully to my house on Christmas night.
    12-19-2012 12:54 PM
  22. ZCTxCHAOSx's Avatar
    Ive made a mistake with Galaxy Nexus on Verizon.
    The next update is "always on the horizon"
    Cant wait to play with a Tegra3
    Or how much the Quad Core means to me.
    Everything else seems like Sheizen!

    Happy Holidays Everyone!
    12-19-2012 12:54 PM
  23. piranhadonna's Avatar
    There once was a lady named Donna
    Who was a very good momma
    She gave up her tablet to her lad and lasses
    Help a girl out with a Nexus for Christmas
    To help ease the drama
    12-19-2012 12:55 PM
  24. jtmeyers's Avatar
    Another contest on Android Central
    This ones going to drive me mental
    Im not one of greed
    Its a new android I need
    So picking me for the N7 is essential
    12-19-2012 12:55 PM
  25. itsthedaubs's Avatar
    If i won a nexus seven
    I'd be as happy as the kid in Home Alone named Kevin
    I'd download lots of apps
    Just like the way he sets all the traps
    And it would make my Christmas feel like I was in heaven
    12-19-2012 12:55 PM
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