[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[RamosDevil]

There once was a man with an query,
Who asked for an answer from Siri,
She led him astray,
So he Googled away,
And his Nexus 7 answered so clearly.

 

[catattoo]

There once was a highly desired Android device.
Android Central had a contest that was nice.
7 days of Christmas, Loyd gave them away.
With a Limerick, his intent I hoped to sway.
However you cut the pie I would like a slice.

 

[cloud36426]

Android is the best
It tops all the rest
Just give it a try
Then you can't deny
This platform has the zest

 

[phrostbyte]

There once was a white phone that everyone had.
A new phone came out that made it look it bad.
It breaks when it falls.
And if that isn't all.
It grew up and became an iPad.

 

[ajac09]

There once was a land of phones
android was the leader of all
then came along an iphone
who really isnt a phone
in the land of phones

 

[asten77]

There once was a tablet from Cupertino
Whose UI looked like a game of Keno
Along came the robot, who grew up quickly,
It bested the fruit, and ran oh so slickly.
It's just a matter of time till the other is fino!

 

[sadpanda]

As I am waiting for the promised update to my Galaxy S II,
Samsung's long update schedule is making me blue,
I see this contest giving away a nexus 7 with Jellybean,
It gives me 'buttery smooth' performance like in my dream,
Oh please let me win this contest oh please do!

 

[reevester]

Once a dude wanted a Nexus,
Tried he tried with his solar plexus.

He made his way to android central,
and they made him feel super special.

Doubtful they really read this rhyme.

 

[kenan14]

There once was a splendid device,
and to win one would be quite nice.
A tablet so sleek,
to please your inner geek,
What judge do I need to entice?

 

[x2kjosh]

This Android Central is cool
They giveaway things which rule
The Androids' rise
To the iPhones' demise
For JellyBeans and more we'll drool.

 

[Sparty73]

There once was a Nexus 7.
Unofficially announced in 2011.
It met Crackberry Kevin,
who sent it to heaven,
to live with its past Android brethren.

 

[Fdiazreal]

You maybe think I'm a robot
You shouldnt think that
Im your life
iOS go to the F***

 

[Sonicaholic]

A nexus 7 I'm here to win,
So beautifully simple, lovely and thin,
So here me Santa here my plee, Android is the dream of me,
In my stocking I shall look to see if Android Central have banished my book.

 

[sesar707]

First there was a bitten apple
Now theres a little green robot
Together they create a world of technology
Never peace...... only war

Hahaha i dont know but i trted

 

[anon(534938)]

There once was a Nexus 7
That thought it had gone to heaven
As it started to dance and bounce
It jumped into my house
And that is why I am the winner

 

[mastabeef]

These cell phone wars are a comical display
the way fruits and robots battle away
but the fruit of the wars
brings more in store
and the consumer comes out on top of the fray


----feeling like a winner today too----

 

[Brandito]

There was once a droid wrapped in glass
It sparkled in the sun with such class
It soon dropped to the ground
And made such a sound
Now I'm kicking myself in the....posterior

 

[balagiwithak]

My martian friend Lloyd
Felt rather joyed
When he saw my phone stamped with Google
And couldn't help but toot his bugle
Because I was using a Droid

 

[zambalis]

Ive never understood all the hatred of a nexus by google.
Vanilla android mesured awesomeness in oodles.
Devices devised so amazing and never in stock.
Even sexier then two squirrels getting it on in a tube sock.

 

[akamaru64]

There was a boy who wanted a nexus
Not a car, not a lexus
Just a tablet, a droid
A high end device running android
All thanks to his good friend Lloyd.

Can I rhyme droid with android?
Oh well, let's give it a shot.