pville... That's dedication, going to multiple stores for the item. Well done.
I love the Simpsons scene that was inspired by the American Graffiti scene. Homer wants to buy illegal firework. So, he goes into a convenience store,"Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, better make it two."
Then, later when Marge is unpacking the bag & and sees all of that stuff, "I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out."