aptitude package manager for android

[techydavid]

Yeah, could someone compile aptitude for android? I know that the problem is one, you need aptitude for apt-get, and two, if you do install aptitude, .deb files arent supported by android. My ultimate goal is to use my galaxy tab 2 and nook hd as a real linux computer. I realize that aptitude is missing stuff, but its good enough for me. I donnt want to have to dual boot ubuntu mobile. I think this would help millions of people wanting to use their tablets as computer. What im thinking is:
I lanch the terminal emu, type open whatever, and it starts thhe linux version of whatever. I want it built into android. I dont care i fi need root or a custo m rom, just someone help!!!!