Activated and set. The girl for Verizon was like, "Did you try rice? You could probably sell that for serious cash on eBay." I was like, dude, I gotta send it back else I'll get charged $350, and that's after paying for the first one plus the $99 to replace the dog-on thing. I mentioned that I might be able to get cash for it if it spontaneously started working. Then she backed off and said, "I probably shouldn't have said that" and she was trying to back herself out of a corner she thought she was in. I had a good chuckle as she said, "Yeah, you need to send it back." I wanted to tell her it's cool to be real and not to worry, Imma send it back.
Results? The new one is even better than the old. The banding isn't as bad and no dark spot on the screen like my original, which bugged the hell out of me. Then I chipped it and couldn't return it. Planned on keeping it, since I could upgrade the line again in September (dummy line trick), but managed to inadvertently subject it to pouring water in my front seat. For $99 bucks (and $7x12), not too bad.