Apple Xmas Tree and My Response

CRKhead

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So I have a friend who is probably the top sheep in the flock of Apple Fanboy's... If it's not Apple, he doesn't even want to look at it... He actually emails Steve Jobs directly when he finds instances of people "sharing" Apple products or software, yet he will freely download torrents and whatnot as long as Apple's not losing money... A true hypocrite... Anyhoo, he posted this picture of a Christmas tree on Facebook and I wrote the following 4 disclaimers about the tree that made him hit the roof...

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Disclaimer:
1. If one of the lights blow out, you have to ship the whole tree back to Apple for repair
2. You're only allowed to put ornaments approved by Apple on it
3. The lights CANNOT FLASH! No FLASH allowed!
4. The tree must be covered with a special rubber coating or else contact with the tree will cause a short circuit and possible electric shock...

What I would love to do is to add to the disclaimer list... So, I'm tasking you guys to help me think of Apple relevant disclaimers to this Christmas Tree... GO! :D
 
If it breaks, it voids the warranty - because Apple products “just work” and breaking it by definition voids the warranty.
 
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