Excuse me while I spend my weekend crying. Like a little girl with a skinned knee. My S3 sold on Swappa before I could replace it, VZW corporate store wouldn't honor their previous promise to upgrade early within 30 days of actual upgrade date. VZW corporate would, but had to ship the phone... It won't be here til Tues, and I have to ship my S3 tomorrow. That means I'm stuck using a Samsung Integrity for the weekend. 
First world problems, sure. But still... It's been 3.5 years since I had a feature phone. I'll be sad for a few days, haha. 
Insert clever phrase about my whatever device running whatever ROM here. 
Because I am more than clever, I'm brilliant!