[Chatter] "Where everybody knows your name ..."

[NotJustAPhone]

NJAP's account has been hacked again. You can sleep when you're dead, good like trying to booze...

So when we set the clocks forward do you drink for one less hour?

I wasn't the one saying we should sleep more. And no ninja edits.

When we start DST, I simply drink faster.

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[mrro82]

Ehhhhhhh. Gotta. Piss. So. Bad. Bladder hurts. :what:

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[NotJustAPhone]

Ehhhhhhh. Gotta. Piss. So. Bad. Bladder hurts. :what:

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Have you tried Depends? It keeps you in the game when you can't afford to take a bathroom break.

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[mrro82]

Have you tried Depends? It keeps you in the game when you can't afford to take a bathroom break.

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It's cool now. Pacers won! :thumbup: That was a magical pee. They should write poems about it.

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[AppleBonker]

I wasn't the one saying we should sleep more. And no ninja edits.

When we start DST, I simply drink faster.

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I like to think I maximize my drinking potential regardless of number of hours in a calendar day.

Edit: and its not a ninja edit if it has been seen.

 

[mrro82]

Zombies!!!!!!!! Resident Evil Apocalypse is on. Damn i love zombies.

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[NotJustAPhone]

It's cool now. Pacers won! :thumbup: That was a magical pee. They should write poems about it.

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Was it something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdE83FX-Mto&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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[mrro82]

Was it something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdE83FX-Mto&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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2more farts and you're spot on.
It was magical.

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[mrro82]

Speaking of resident evil. Sienna Guillory is rediculously hot.

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[zero neck]

NJAP hook me up with a job for christs sake.

2k a week this summer would be dope .... i will, however, negotiate down to 1.8k per week.

 

[NotJustAPhone]

NJAP hook me up with a job for christs sake.

2k a week this summer would be dope .... i will, however, negotiate down to 1.8k per week.

You're a cheap date. Lol.

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[zero neck]

You're a cheap date. Lol.

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yknow i interviewed for a job that pays 3k a week.

had like no chance to get it tho.

 

[NotJustAPhone]

yknow i interviewed for a job that pays 3k a week.

had like no chance to get it tho.

Was it at Wachtell?

Edit: Actually, I think that's what the summers at most big firms are paid nowadays. I have no involvement with the summer program though. I'm too unpleasant to be around.

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[zero neck]

Was it at Wachtell?

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nah bickel n brewer. litigation sharks.


they said i was shark bait and told me to gtfo.

hahah jk

 

[NotJustAPhone]

nah bickel n brewer. litigation sharks.


they said i was shark bait and told me to gtfo.

hahah jk

That's funny. I got one of those desk toys with two sharks in oil and water from a court reporting service.

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[AppleBonker]

I'm too unpleasant to be around.

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Erroneous!

 

[zero neck]

Looks like IMA be a summer associate at McDonalds.

 

[NotJustAPhone]

Erroneous!

I should have been more specific. For these entitled twenty-something law students, I am too unpleasant to be around. When they actually start work full-time, they discover the the fun happy place they experienced during the summer was just a Potemkin Village. More yelling, less happy, happy fun time.


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[mrro82]

Scheduling/ shuffling shows on a DVR is an absolute pain in the ass when you're drunk. So is this new jb keyboard. Doesn't recognize curse words or drunk finger gestures. Sad. i should write programs for apps.

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[NotJustAPhone]

Looks like IMA be a summer associate at McDonalds.

By the way, shouldn't you be working?



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