HELLO ANDROID CENTRAL TEAM
Star wars .... what is this? a new religion ? ... a healthy way to burn calories? .... the name for a third world war ? no.
Two words, one world. Trillion of hearts burning and soaking in everlasting desires for a galaxy far far away ....
*deep breath*
My mom is from Tatooine and never had the chance to buy me a droid. I had to work hard during my teenager hood as a slave for couple bucks of bread while living in Jakku where Rey used to live before becoming a ... a.a. ..... u know ... uhn .... sorry ... I won't give you spoilers as you said .... but we were almost neighbors.
I was then forced to live in Dagobah and to make this story short I came to earth and lived plenty of my time in Brazil killing moskitos and chupa-cabras to make a living. Then I was raised in Rio De Janeiro and exported to United States.
As you see, my life has not been only roses. I came through many galaxies and suffering during the hunger ages.
Everything that I ask is that you please, consider me for this chance to get a BB-8 droid for me so my family could be proud of me. I'm broke and need your help.
May the force be with you ...
Always
