- Jun 13, 2010
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OK. So I'm going to say it. Phil, because of you my home is in ruins!
I innocently downloaded Angry Birds, because you kept talking about it so much I had to see what the fuss was about; I then spent the next 2 hours at work playing Angry Birds, and I?m the Boss!
I get home. I put pizzas in the oven for Family Pizza Movie Night and while the oven is heating up, I figure I can get 1 or 2 more screens in. My Son hears the sound of the Angry Birds and says? You got Angry Birds! Cool! and then proceeds to show me some tricks I didn?t know! So, my wife comes over and watches my son play MY game and says? ?I want Angry Birds too. Download it for me!?
So, while we?re all enjoying Spiderman 2 without Angry Birds, my whole family is trying to con someone else into a ?potty break? so they can play Angry Birds while the dupe is going ?potty? with a phone playing Angry Birds!
Fortunately, they are all asleep now so I can play Angry Birds!
Damm you Phil! I had a normal household before you seduced me into downloading Angry Birds!

I innocently downloaded Angry Birds, because you kept talking about it so much I had to see what the fuss was about; I then spent the next 2 hours at work playing Angry Birds, and I?m the Boss!
I get home. I put pizzas in the oven for Family Pizza Movie Night and while the oven is heating up, I figure I can get 1 or 2 more screens in. My Son hears the sound of the Angry Birds and says? You got Angry Birds! Cool! and then proceeds to show me some tricks I didn?t know! So, my wife comes over and watches my son play MY game and says? ?I want Angry Birds too. Download it for me!?
So, while we?re all enjoying Spiderman 2 without Angry Birds, my whole family is trying to con someone else into a ?potty break? so they can play Angry Birds while the dupe is going ?potty? with a phone playing Angry Birds!
Fortunately, they are all asleep now so I can play Angry Birds!
Damm you Phil! I had a normal household before you seduced me into downloading Angry Birds!
