First I would call the guys at Android Central to thank them for all the hard work they do to keep us all informed and educated on the one thing we can all agree on...android power baby! Then I would call the wife and flaunt my 4g powered nexus!, (her bionic kills my work phone EVO 3d)
Well I don't know anybody internationally, so I would first find a penpal to talk to and then I would use the rebtel credits to call them and make a new friend.