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... then start another one.

Usually, when i call out sick from work...


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Trying to chase cats. Last year in Texas...

Transmitted through spacetime.
 
....I married my dog.

The coolest thing about being from London is.....
 
....I married my dog.

The coolest thing about being from London is.....

having bad vision, because with all that fog... who really cares?

My ex-girlfriend texted me the other day and...

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having bad vision, because with all that fog... who really cares?

My ex-girlfriend texted me the other day and...

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asked if I could be her booty call.

Someone, somewhere is..........................................
 
Rid of that girl that's always hassling me. So I said. .

Sent from my recliner, using my arthritic thumbs.
 
Ghostbusters. But when they arrived the next door neighbor fell...

What?! ... I'm msndrstood.
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just see out the window that a werewolf was nearing the driveway. Still, feeling groggy from whatever made me think I was fishing in my living room, I ...
 
Dug a home through the floor boards, to the river below because I live on a water boat house which will eventually...

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