Re: [Guide] The Busy Parent?s (& Noobs) Guide to Root... & life
Under Pressure
How does your phone do under pressure? I mean when the chips are down, and you really need your phone to come through, how does it do? Here is a simple test that most "i" users fail miserably. Think of a picture on your phone; if you can't whip out your phone and find that particular picture in under 10 seconds; then I'm afraid your phone has let you down.
I pick the -picture test- because it's one thing, we parents love to share most. Fruit phone users love to whip out the pictures to people, most times during conversations. Be honest, how many times have you been in a middle of a conversation about something you've just done and wanted to do a little show and tell on the spot but you end up fumbling your phone for more than a minute while you leave your friend in a awkward silence?
The picture test is just the first example; what if you had to look up a particular website; find an email address or an physical address on the spot; find a restaurant (by cuisine); help get a lost friend to your location; or to more serious situations; say your wife just called, and she just got into an accident; what is the number to poison control; or where is the nearest emergency room, the pediatrician, when you're out of town?
Believe it or not, I actually practice for these situations; you wouldn't believe some of the things parents have to search for RIGHT NOW!!
I had exactly 20 minutes on Sunday to kill; in that time frame, I found out that a family I was looking for at church was sick; I was able to text the wife; find a Subway restaurant; call ahead and place my sandwich order as I drove; find the directions to their home and deliver the lunch and make it back before the end of the service. Google NOW baby...! As a parent you NEED THIS...!!!
There are so many instances where my Android has not let me down; for one, my entire life is on Gmail (I can totally understand about the security thing); there are so many times, I needed my son's SSN#, my EIN#, insurance policy #, an email address only found on a Carbon Copy; a phone number that was buried under 30 replies; or that ever elusive work PDF attachment. That dedicated "Search" button on Android has saved me more times than not!
One very typical situation as a parent; it's the middle of the night, you rush to the ER cause your kid is ill, you're barely awake and dressed, you need to provide, medication information, medical history, doctor names, addresses, dates, SSN, account numbers,.. etc... what do you do? Will your robot stick by your side?
I am forever blown away; at the incompetency of certain parents I see at the ER; what do you mean, you don't know, or can't pronounce the kind of medication your kid is allergic to..!!!?? What do you mean, you forgot the last doctor's visit..? You don't freaken know which vaccines you kid has gotten? Are you freaken kidding me?? I'm surprise that the nurse just doesn't call child-protective services there and then and hall your kid away..! You have a freaken iPhone..! Freaken use IT! Boils my blood... next time I see this again, I'm going to punch you in the face, break your iPhone, take your kid away from you and take your daddy license away...! Don't let me catch U...!!!
Here is another situation; you're at a red light; you only got one minute to jot down that work idea, shoot an urgent email, record a melody, jot a couple of bullet point or record an actual voice note; can you do it?
You have just been given that "million" dollar idea and you know if you don't write it down; it'll be lost forever. Or can you take a grocery list or directions on the spot; how about while driving; or how about with a crying baby in the back seat, and the wife that is hungry and pissed with you? Can your phone perform under pressure? If you can not confidently answer yes, then maybe you should consider an Android...
P.S. -> a really quick side-bar... but one more observation about Fruit Phone users... what is the deal with this...
Why do "i" users always, I mean always have to apologize for their old phones. They just HAVE to point out that they know, that you know they have an older iPhone. I have friends who either economically or by contract still have an older iPhone and while they are scrolling thru their pictures have to make some comment like, stupid, old phone! God, this thing is getting sooo slow...!!
I absolutely NEVER feel this way about using my old htc Desire, and compare that to people who still rock say, the Nexus One are not self-conscious about their older technology...
I actually carry a sense of pride when I break out the HTC in public; and I would totally be like "Dang Dog" if I see someone still rocking the N-1...
I don't know, Apple has a way of making you feel totally worthless if you don't have the latest and greatest & an idiot father. While Android just loves you for who you are and makes you a hero to your wife, kid and friends...