! How to keep a woman happy !

[llamabreath]

Not according to what they taught in this class i went to yesterday.

?? I think signatures are stupid.

 

[msndrstood]

It's pretty simple...

Don't cheat.

Don't lie.

Be her best friend.

Everything else will work itself out.

What?! ...I'm msndrstood.
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[neebi007]

How to keep a women happy? Some one asked this to einstein, he replied, I can do time travel, solve the mysteries of universe, prove any thing in physics but this is one thing I can't answer.
To keep a women happy is the simplest thing in the world, but impossible to understand this simple logic. And happiest man in this world is who understand women's moods.

《?★N??bz★?》

 

[ItnStln]

Not according to what they taught in this class i went to yesterday.http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/06/epaja6a8.jpg

?? I think signatures are stupid.

Dude its impossible.

 

[The Hustleman]

I figured out how to do it with 3.5"

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[llamabreath]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/07/ymybu8er.jpgI figured out how to do it with 3.5"

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lol, that might work in a lot of cases, but my wife actually hates credit cards, lol, she's weird. :screwy:

?? I think signatures are stupid.

 

[Ricky Babalu]

I figured out how to do it with 3.5"

Hustleman - That is very small

***Sorry could not resist

 

[The Hustleman]

Hustleman - That is very small

***Sorry could not resist

LMAO

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[ItnStln]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/07/ymybu8er.jpgI figured out how to do it with 3.5"

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Until you reach the credit limit.

Hustleman - That is very small

***Sorry could not resist

I knew it was coming!

 

[taniabonita52]

Hustleman - That is very small

***Sorry could not resist

LMAO!

Sent from my awesome Note 2!!!!!!!!!

 

[neebi007]

Hustleman - That is very small

***Sorry could not resist

I read in Nancy Friday's book. Size don't matter its the soul behind it. To bring the inner side of a woman out is the trick. But once that done then there is no stopping or going back. It's the point where you'll say "OMG wot have I done".

《?★N??bz★?》

 

[Aquila]

Celebrate her nerdiness.

Ears are made for a reason.

Laugh. And make her friends laugh.

Be honest and unafraid to stand up to wrong.

Be a genius, or at minimum a mad scientist.

Go to concerts, even though her taste in music is terrible. (Yes, Bob Dylan writes awesome songs, but he sounds like krusty the clown).

Request her opinions.

 

[Aquila]

I think, "Be a mad scientist" is one of the most important ones.

 

[ipeaches]

My wife actually thinks it's corny to be affectionate in public. I do do all the other things you suggested.

?? I think signatures are stupid.

I am with your wife on this one.

 

[msndrstood]

I am with your wife on this one.

Me too, no touchy feely in public.

What?! ...I'm msndrstood.
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[Fairclough]

I am told to Say yes on the phone a lot apparent "mmmm-ha" doesn't count and isn't pay attention.
Oh and not to doze off is the winner.

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I am told to Say yes on the phone a lot apparent "mmmm-ha" doesn't count and isn't pay attention.
Oh and not to doze off is the winner.

 

[Aquila]

No love for being a mad scientist!?!? Good God,what do women want!?!!?!

 

[Fairclough]

Oh no, wait... here it is -

How To Make Women Happy...The Point System(advice according to women)In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.*Simple Duties:You make the bed (+1)You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)You leave the toilet seat up (-5)You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)In the snow (+8)But return with beer (-5)You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)You pummel it with a six iron (+10)It's her pet (-10)Social Engagements At a Party:You stay by her side the entire party (0)You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)Named Tiffany (-4)Tiffany is a dancer (-6)Tiffany has implants (-8)Her Birthday:You take her out to dinner (0)You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)A Night Out With the Boys:Go with a pal (-5)The pal is happily married (-4)Or frighteningly single (-7)And he drives a Mustang (-10)With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)A Night Out:You take her to a movie (+2)You take her to a movie she likes (+4)You take her to a movie you hate (+6)You take her to a movie you like (-2)It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)Your Physique:You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"You hesitate in responding (-10)You reply, "Where?" (-35)Any other response (-20)

?? I think signatures are stupid.

This sums up life with your other post, I am lucky my girlfriend loves all you can eat. Oh Yes the weight comment, always a death trap - my girlfriend plays it well... Me: "ahh not sitting on light weight anymore I must be having too much nutella" her - "Thats ok, I've gained weight too" me- A lot of statements saying shes not, then after awheile of interrogation " Ok maybe a little But thats because you dislocated your knee" her"YOU CALLED ME FAT!" the best bit if you say she hasn't you're a liar ahha.

OH - I realised one thing. GIRLS LOVE SPARKERLY its basically my girlfriend wanted a nexus 4.

The machine with the switches is true, like live2ride said its fun to play with - but too much flicking around and testing eventually results in an explosion.
Even though **** stirring is fun...


IS IT JUST ME OR EVERY HOLIDAY (e.g Easter, Valentine's day, Christmas, Birthdays, Anniversaries etc) IS ALWAYS HER "FAVOURITE" HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR?
how many favourites can you have? ha. I did come up with one good idea, keep the presents not too expensive because if you do give expensive gifts it becomes the normal benchmark.
Actually there should be a whole thread for presents for women.

My sisters husband did a good one. My sister moved from an Law firm to a small mining company - She was bragging how she gets flowers every year! The boys in the office were like he won't send flowers every year now his married for valentines. No flowers showed, the guys were laughing in the office. Turns out the florist forgot to send them, however now she works at a IT company where they rescheduled the Christmas party because a few staff members subscribe to a game and had a raid on that night - I don't think she will need to brag about love life very much ha.

 

[SpiralBorg]

I'm not married nor have a current girlfriend. But I think I have some tips.

Don't argue in a 'crude' manner. Try to limit or obliderate it entirely.
Be more open minded. Such as their opinions.
Be honest. Don't lie.
Don't cheat. Self explanatory.

And just be a truthful person that can make her day.
And put a smile upon her face.

 

[Fairclough]

Thought of a good idea. Start with crummy non expensive gifts with continental value, then slowly work up because least each time they don't have a high expectation and are happy with each gift.

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