It takes years and years to sell a phone. Years............and years. I compare it to raising a child. If you don't have the time and dedication to do it right, then you're simply stuck in the eternal loop of misery and sorrow each time you must unlock your phone and suffer through the miserable, pathetic UI.
Such difficult lives we lead....Imagine......suffering through a UI that has some icons that we don't lust after. People in the earlier days had it so easy. Jumping on their horse and riding for a few short weeks to get anywhere, and never having to suffer through the trials and tribulations of the ICS UI.
Horses smell funny and I don't like their color. Or shape. They are too horse shaped. Ew.