I thought some of you may find this funny like my wife and I did.
It was about 4am in the morning and I was dreaming that I was getting a tattoo. I don't know what it actually feels like to get one since I don't have one, but this one felt so real. My arm was starting to burn from the constant jabbing of the needle. I asked the artist if I should be feeling the burn, and he said no. I then asked him if he was doing his first tattoo and he said yes. When he said yes, his yes sounded like my son's yes. Suddenly I wake up to see my 2-year old son drawing on my arm with a sharpie. When he saw my eyes open, he ran as fast as he could back to his room. All I could do was laugh. The little joker even left his signature on my chest.
Do you have any funny children stories?

It was about 4am in the morning and I was dreaming that I was getting a tattoo. I don't know what it actually feels like to get one since I don't have one, but this one felt so real. My arm was starting to burn from the constant jabbing of the needle. I asked the artist if I should be feeling the burn, and he said no. I then asked him if he was doing his first tattoo and he said yes. When he said yes, his yes sounded like my son's yes. Suddenly I wake up to see my 2-year old son drawing on my arm with a sharpie. When he saw my eyes open, he ran as fast as he could back to his room. All I could do was laugh. The little joker even left his signature on my chest.
Do you have any funny children stories?
