There once was a man who preferred butter
"Ah, this is the tablet" he finally would mutter
While holding his plate
Thinking it was a slate
With a bootanimation that would only stutter
There once was a man with an iPad
Who said to himself ?I've been had!"
He researched the market
Then reached in his pocket
And wisely chose a cool Nexus pad.
With iOS I had to wait,
but this s3, it's simply great.
With JB there's more I can do,
design and usability are right on cue,
and I'm thinking it'll be good for my mates.
I don't know how to write limerick
i hope this isn't to barbaric
I want to win the Nexus
so i can play games that are plague infectious
I hope to win the Nexus seven
so when i play i will be in heaven.
There once was a Christmas with no gifts
And a young boy who wanted to throw a fit
But along came Android Central
And gave away tablets by the plentiful
Then saved Christmas for all the misfits
Android contests on the net,
Search all night trying to get,
A giveaway,
From Google play.
Could this be the ride to heaven...
He's gone and won a nexus 7!!!!!
It's really great, that new nexus.
Don't know why it would perplex us.
I don't know what I am saying.
Must be going insane.
The cure, a shiny new nexus.
There once was an Android from Nantucket
Who like to stream videos of Muppets
And it said with a frown
As it started to shut down
"I've used all the data in my bucket."
A Google Nexus 7 I'd love to win,
For me alone to use not even my kin.
I'd use Google Now and follow Google maps
And download apps
To leave home without it would be a sin.
There was a green man who loved sweets
froyo, ice cream, and jelly beans were all he could eat
The smartphone world he took a firm grapple
He rose above blackberry, windows and apple
Now they all know that droid can?t be beat!
I once had a Backflip rocking Motoblur
That was my first Android powered phone
It was running Cupcake and then Eclair
It left me in complete and utter despair
I once had a friend named Bunny
she always thought that my tablet was funny
It was old, heavy and laggy
with crashes, fixes and keystroke misses
but then she met my new green robot buddy
from windows to Android was my goal,
starting my journey was a Droid original,
an Eris soon did follow,
but the small screen left me hollow,
so a Galaxy Nexus is now my final....
There was a brand called the nexus
The insides were filled like a plexus
It comes in different sizes
They give them away like prizes
I would trade one for a new lexus
* A plexus is a branching network of axons outside of the central nervous system.
A Nexus so small and so strong;
Just Sitting there waiting for a home.
So pack it up man
And send it to Zan
And i'll be thanking you all the year long!
I am in need of a new device
Went on AC looking for some advice
I saw they were giving away a some nexus 7's
I thought it must be a sign from the heavens
Getting one of these would be quite nice