There once was a man from Nantucket with a tablet so slow he chucked it. He bought a nexus so fast he wanted to.... touch it. And touch it he does with nary a smudge loving the apps like Google maps.
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This season what would we Android fans ask for?
A shiny new tablet we're sure to adore.
Why, the seven inch Nexus
And the Play Store that connects us.
Who could possibly ask for anything more?
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Oh nexus seven, where can you be
The world is dangerous, especially the sea
Tell phil that i miss you
I need to hug and kiss you
I need to win this, i plea
Here is where I confess
I really love playing Ingress
Hacked your portal like a mongoloid
While running around on my Android
The enlighten shall progress
I am Santa's and I love using Android Phones
We have Google maps and love Chrome
We love the fast speeds of LTE
Because we always have to see whose nice and naughty
At least we don't use IOS, cause that can really makes us moan.
The best meal for me must be breakfast
The size of which would be Texas
Theres no food in the house
guess i'll just eat that mouse
Oh look whats for free, a Nexus!!!
There once was a tab named Nexus
whose prowess left Apple perplexus
Even though 7 inch
using it was such a cinch
That Steve Jobs is showing us his rectus
At Android central they spread the love
At help us clear out Android bugs
They give reviews and awesome tricks and with my price I'll share my pics
A nexus 7 is what I'll win
I entered this giveaway yesterday,
I lost and was thrown in a fog of grey;
I posted a picture of my beautiful phone,
Should I post one of its backbone?,
I'll be winning a contest someday!
I once used a phone that wasn't so smart.
Then I tried BlackBerry, it was a start.
I've dabbled with apple devices.
Couldn't justify the outrageous prices.
Now I'm all in Android, we'll never part.
Once I fell in love with you
So fast, so clean, so new
Your size, your girth, your hot body
I even hold you down when I pee
Now you're obsolete, so off to eBay, "Adieu!"