[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Cubfan]

Until there was a tablet called Nexus.
iPad competing perplexed us.
Now Google set the bar,
that Apple copied sub-par.
Now every Fanboy objects us.

 

[dwilli9013]

There once was a tablet named Nexus
Whose powers completly perplexed us
Along came MOBILE NATIONS
With reasons for great celebrations.
A tablet for free
That's fine by me
So send me this gift
Which will give me a lift
For this holiday season.

Dwayne

 

[mao mao]

My last tablet was a Prime
But a month ago it was selling time
Now there's a hole in me
Right where my tablet use to be
So I hope this Nexus 7 ends up as mine

 

[Cataract Moon]

A girl lost all of her ex's
To a tablet called the Nexus.
She needed this new toy
To attract a geek boy
Away from the Droids in Texas.

 

[pgking]

This competition is set to perplex us,
Limericks about android to win a nexus,
The prize is so sweet, with jellybean the treat,
as gingerbread's starting to vex us!

 

[obidos]

The first Android OS was simple as a cupcake
then came the donut google had a stake
everyone then declared - we would love an eclair
up next was froyo and was enjoyed like a yoyo
my thunderbolt still has gingerbread, never to be updated, oh boyo!

I tried!

 

[MrJazz]

There once was a free Nexus 7 ...
A thirty-two gig slice of heaven.
Our favorite geek boyz
Are giving out toys
To open a path to our devin'!

 

[gt7143c]

There once was a developer named Hugh
Who finally found someone to screw
He pulled down her pants
Hoping for some romance
But then didn't know what to do

 

[ProofOfPurchase]

Everyone is talking about the devices they own
Silly people their devices doesn't need to be known
We would all love a Nexus 7 tonight
C'mon tell me am I wrong or am I right
But there can only be one and it's yet to be shown.

 

[ddsdavid]

I once owned a tablet by Apple
It was a huge pile of crapple

Pawned it off on a sucker named Boyd
In hopes of winning an Android

Don't have a budget the size of Texas
Would love to win a new Nexus

Yes winning a new 7
Closest I'll get to heaven

 

[saiko_search]

I have waited so long
for a device enough strong
Give me now that Nexus seven
or you'll wish to be in heaven
because I'll make you wear a thong

 

[whosit]

There once was a tablet called Nexus
which before we knew it propelled us
into gaming so fast
our free time it did blast
And now our wives may leave us

 

[cohokie]

There once was a little green man
Whose phones there were many a fan.
A bad apple said he had copied
Their lawyers they lobbied
But the the droid will win in the end.

 

[TheNexusMan]

There once was a fellow named Kevin
Who loved so, his great Nexus 7
But he gave it away
So his mother could play
Now, he's won one
And he's back in Heaven!

 

[mimsiesboy]

An android I think is a must,
it's butter on toast with no crust,
turn one on and you'll see,
just how smooth it will be,
my feeling for Nexus is lust.

 

[ledzepfan33]

I know a cool dude who is green.
He brings awesome stuff to my screen.
I must see him more,
iphone's such a bore.
Please ship that sweet Nexus to me!

 

[Downtown Taco]

There once was a Taco in need
For a new Nexus with speed
So he entered a contest
Without his singing quartet
And won absolutely nothing.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

 

[wildside84]

I once saw an Android eating an Apple
He ate and he ate from big giant sackful
Until he grew tired
Of the same uninspired
Crap that Tim feeds his cattle

 

[WCAL_Thrasher]

I can?t imagine living without it
Android is great, please don?t doubt it
Forget about Apple
It should be named Crapple
?Android will win?, I will shout it

 

[VYPRE007]

In a world o?er run with iSheep and ?fruit,?
There are millions I deem more astute!
Our preference we voice,
Making Android our choice
With our smartphones and tablets to boot!