Other "Inventions" Apple Created

[bigguy_132]

You guys forgot the most important one. The Cellphone. Apple is going to kill off all other cell phones and everyone will be required to carry an iPhone. (Ha the first time I typed this I literally typed iPhony).

 

[dwappo]

Don't forget the toilet paper...ultra soft.

They invented "pooping and peeing" in case you didn't remember.

 

[chevyguy8893]

Apple created a cult of mostly close-minded people that will spend ridiculous amounts of money for style and bragging rights. Oh, and they revolutionized the insanely long user agreement's.

 

[anon(596177)]

Apple created a cult of mostly close-minded people that will spend ridiculous amounts of money for style and bragging rights.

owning an iPhone isnt even bragging rights anymore, at least not in my area. So many people have them that its almost bragging rights to have something different.


To stay on topic!:

Apple also invented Movies.

 

[Danv1369]

Apple invented:
1. Inserting the phrase "Thats what she said" after any comment made about the length, size, shape, color, mass, or volume of an object or person
2. Godzilla
3. Chuck Norris

 

[Recker]

They claim everything Samsung ever produced or will produce.

 

[tntdroid]

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[anon(596177)]

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hahahaha! I remember seeing this a while back, thats fantastic

 

[Castor_troyy]

... The alphabet

 

[bakerbert]

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Love it!!!!! So funny and true.

 

[cjp40]

iFull tower

 

[Darkblue31]

Method for using squared sheets of paper in a bathroom setting.

 

[sniffs]

1. They invented the word "Inventions".
2. Skin. Before Apple invented Skin, people's bones were showing.. really gross.
3. Fingerprints.. to identify people stealing stuff.
4. With their latest iOS update, they upgraded "Skin" to include ver. 1.0 of "Hair" for those cold nights, to keep you warm.

 

[anon(123856)]

The "proper" way to hold a phone because you know, "you're holding it wrong". And non-replaceable batteries.

 

[whiteshadow001]

BABIES they made babies

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[booboolala2000]

Peeing while standing.
Leaving the toilet seat up.


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[RodL]

Just did an indepth search and found this: The Universe!

And they are planning on suing Nature for the patent on sexual reproduction!!!

 

[jackrv]

Method or Systems to litigate a competitor out of business.

If they can get that upheld, just the act of suing Apple will be infringing on Apple's iLitigate patents.

 

[Newport Viper]

Thanks Apple. Plexiglass next time...

these too!

I knew it!

 

[dubge]

The OP said they invented god but he would be wrong because Steve Jobs IS God!
Also when Jobs died and went to heaven he patented wings on angels.
Now the saying will go, every time a bell rings and angel pays for wings!