Haha what I mean is that if your phone is face down, you can have it ring/vibrate/silent and when it's face up, same thing. I did find an app called "Flip n' Shake" that allows full customization. But unfortunately, if you want the phone to ring, you have to put a set value and it doesn't change based on how you currently have your sound at. Basically, I have to go into the program and manually change how loud the ringer is instead of just changing it from my side buttons on the phone. Disappointing because at class I want silence in my pocket but at work I want a loud ringer.
Edit---Thanks j_grouchy. Tasker is exactly what I was looking for!