Good evening ThrottleJohnny this is your Personal Assistant at your command. I, Bixby, have it logged into my databank that it is time for your bed time, you have to wake up in 6 hours for your trip to work. I see that it is a 70% chance of Precipitation so I recommend you take an umbrella. I have already found the best possible deal on Umbrellas, Amazon is doing a deal on the red polka dots PVC umbrella. Shall I go ahead and order it for you, Sir?
ThrottleJohnny are you OK, I Bixby sense that your heart rate has increased and you are getting a little shaky. Please apply your index finger to the Oxygen Saturation monitor so I can check your levels. OK I am worried now, please loom into the IRIS Scanner so I can take a look. ThrottleJohnny I have called 911 and paramedics are on the way just for precauction…