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[crackberrytraitor]

our women smell like fresh mountain air. Clean and beautiful. Like sunshine on snowy day.

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Not in my (admittedly limited) experience with Canuck broads.

Only when Americans come and **** on it cause they're jelly they aren't Canadian.

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Pretty sure no American has ever been jealous of Canadians. We generally only see a need for the hinterlands if we commit a crime or a draft gets instated, lol.

I mean seriously, who wants to live in a country that has French Canadians?

I kid, I kid. Except the about the French Canadians.



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[Soundtrack to Chaos]

Not in my (admittedly limited) experience with Canuck broads.



Pretty sure no American has ever been jealous of Canadians. We generally only see a need for the hinterlands if we commit a crime or a draft gets instated, lol.

I mean seriously, who wants to live in a country that has French Canadians?

I kid, I kid. Except the about the French Canadians.



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I agree with this post 100%

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[badbrad17]

That our virgin women like to drink.

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Canadians can out drink Americans 2 to 1. It's a fact. We have a lot of Irish blood in us. We are similar to Australians. Strong livers.

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[xlDeMoNiClx]

Not in my (admittedly limited) experience with Canuck broads.



Pretty sure no American has ever been jealous of Canadians. We generally only see a need for the hinterlands if we commit a crime or a draft gets instated, lol.

I mean seriously, who wants to live in a country that has French Canadians?

I kid, I kid. Except the about the French Canadians.



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Well in my experience there are quite a few. Well obviously, they're not now. And I've seen quite a few say they wanna move here cause of how messed up the country is.

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[badbrad17]

Not in my (admittedly limited) experience with Canuck broads.

Pretty sure no American has ever been jealous of Canadians. We generally only see a need for the hinterlands if we commit a crime or a draft gets instated, lol.

I mean seriously, who wants to live in a country that has French Canadians?

I kid, I kid. Except the about the French Canadians.

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You would be jealous of us as soon as you need to go to the doctor. Or get a terminal illness. Canada 1 - USA 0. Or if you want an Olympic gold medal in hockey

Not gonna say I disagree with you on the French Canadian side. GO WEST. Vancouver is the place to be.

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[Soundtrack to Chaos]

Does Canada even have an army?

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[crackberrytraitor]

You would be jealous of us as soon as you need to go to the doctor. Or get a terminal illness. Canada 1 - USA 0. Or if you want an Olympic gold medal in hockey

Not gonna say I disagree with you on the French Canadian side. GO WEST. Vancouver is the place to be.

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PFF, American private healthcare has a waaaay higher standard that Canadian public healthcare and we don't have to wait for it and can get the best and most advanced procedures.

It's expensive and leaves poor people to die, but I can afford it.

I don't go NFL games, but I do watch WHL games and our team, the Tri-City Americans are #2 in the league and haven't lost to Canadians in years.

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[Livia.]

I'm back!

No more boyfriend to complain about me spending too much time on the forum...


And my goal in life is moving to Canada.
I'll visit you then, Chris!

 

[Soundtrack to Chaos]

https://forums.androidcentral.com/e...ils?id=it.android.keepscreenon&token=W7xgEi_z

Bye bye screebl

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[xlDeMoNiClx]

Does Canada even have an army?

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Yup, and it's more dangerous than you think, but we focus on more important things than trying to have the biggest ****.

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[xlDeMoNiClx]

PFF, American private healthcare has a waaaay higher standard that Canadian public healthcare and we don't have to wait for it and can get the best and most advanced procedures.

It's expensive and leaves poor people to die, but I can afford it.

I don't go NFL games, but I do watch WHL games and our team, the Tri-City Americans are #2 in the league and haven't lost to Canadians in years.

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And yet more people die from disease in the US than here from what I've seen.

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[badbrad17]

Does Canada even have an army?

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We don't need one. We've got you guys doing all that for us. Lol.

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[badbrad17]

Yup, and it's more dangerous than you think, but we focus on more important things than trying to have the biggest ****.

This is from me, on my EVO 3D.

I'm not sure if we should inform our southern neighbors about the time our army kicked their butts or not. It was a little war in 1812.

http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/bl...nada-won-the-war-of-1812-u-s-historian-admits

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[badbrad17]

PFF, American private healthcare has a waaaay higher standard that Canadian public healthcare and we don't have to wait for it and can get the best and most advanced procedures.

It's expensive and leaves poor people to die, but I can afford it.

I don't go NFL games, but I do watch WHL games and our team, the Tri-City Americans are #2 in the league and haven't lost to Canadians in years.

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This is true on the health care side but unfortunate that your system only supports those that can afford it.

As for the WHL. The reason your team may not lose to a Canadian team is because all of our players are in the NHL. The people you're playing are actually our 14 year old girls. Lol.

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[wyndslash]

Healthcare should be available to everyone, regardless of their financial status

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[Soundtrack to Chaos]

Bacon should be available to everyone, regardless of their financial status

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Fixed*

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[crackberrytraitor]

Canadians can out drink Americans 2 to 1. It's a fact. We have a lot of Irish blood in us. We are similar to Australians. Strong livers.

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Ppppphh! I challenge you to a Google+ drinking contest. Straight hard alcohol at least 40%. As a hardcore alcoholic, I can down a litre and be ready for more.

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[crackberrytraitor]

I'm not sure if we should inform our southern neighbors about the time our army kicked their butts or not. It was a little war in 1812.

http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/bl...nada-won-the-war-of-1812-u-s-historian-admits

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Technically, they were still British at the time. But yes it was a glorious victory for the hinterlands. We remember. We wait. Lol


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[badbrad17]

Technically, they were still British at the time. But yes it was a glorious victory for the hinterlands. We remember. We wait. Lol


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Ha ha. Hinterlands. Epic.

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[crackberrytraitor]

This is true on the health care side but unfortunate that your system only supports those that can afford it.

As for the WHL. The reason your team may not lose to a Canadian team is because all of our players are in the NHL. The people you're playing are actually our 14 year old girls. Lol.

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Nah, they're guys in their late teens, they get recruited for the NHL every year. Apparently they beat your 14 year old girls though

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