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badbrad17 · Apr 4, 2013

crackberrytraitor said:
Ppppphh! I challenge you to a Google+ drinking contest. Straight hard alcohol at least 40%. As a hardcore alcoholic, I can down a litre and be ready for more.

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Only a litre? But furthermore if you're American how come you said litre? Isn't it a quart?

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crackberrytraitor · Apr 4, 2013

badbrad17 said:
Only a litre? But furthermore if you're American how come you said litre? Isn't it a quart?

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Well I buy 200 proof everclear which is illegal in my state. It comes in litres.

So you're down for a drinking contest then? Makers mark whiskey would be perfect as it has a huge white seal so we could verify it's contents for a certainty.

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makaroni · Apr 4, 2013

Let's do it on Google + hangout and place bets on who will need an ambulance first. I sooooooo want front row seats to this one. This is gonna be better than Wrestlemania!!

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badbrad17 · Apr 4, 2013

crackberrytraitor said:
Well I buy 200 proof everclear which is illegal in my state. It comes in litres.

So you're down for a drinking contest then? Makers mark whiskey would be perfect as it has a huge white seal so we could verify it's contents for a certainty.

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Everclear. My Dad had a bottle of that he got from a friend 30 years ago. We used to steal it and fill the bottle with water. I think we drank half the bottle before he noticed.

I will forgo the competition. Although I would love the opportunity. My life revolves around running a business and taking care of my 2 girls. A hangover of that style isn't conducive to completing either of those tasks.
But I do appreciate your Moxie.

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Ricky Babalu · Apr 4, 2013

So this reminds me of that game where you tell a story into someone?s ear and then pass it along until it gets to the end. So far we have:

Canada has delicious bacon to
Delicious and beautiful women to
Women smell like bacon??
Women smell like fresh mountain air, Clean and beautiful, Like sunshine on snowy day?..
Snow is yellow in Canada
Americans are jelly
Snow is white and Virgin
Virgin Drinks
Virgin women like to drink
Americans flee U.S. because of draft or commiting crimes??
Canadians out drink Americans
Canada has no Army (questioned)
Healthcare questioned
People die in U.S. from disease??.
Drinking challenge issued
Is Litre a quart?????.

I think I covered most of it .....

badbrad17 · Apr 4, 2013

Ricky Babalu said:
So this reminds me of that game where you tell a story into someone?s ear and then pass it along until it gets to the end. So far we have:

Canada has delicious bacon to
Delicious and beautiful women to
Women smell like bacon??
Women smell like fresh mountain air, Clean and beautiful, Like sunshine on snowy day?..
Snow is yellow in Canada
Americans are jelly
Snow is white and Virgin
Virgin Drinks
Virgin women like to drink
Americans flee U.S. because of draft or commiting crimes??
Canadians out drink Americans
Canada has no Army (questioned)
Healthcare questioned
People die in U.S. from disease??.
Drinking challenge issued
Is Litre a quart?????.

I think I covered most of it .....

Oh yes. This is the best post this thread has seen since Funky told an inappropriate story that made us all blush.

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xlDeMoNiClx · Apr 5, 2013

crackberrytraitor said:
Nah, they're guys in their late teens, they get recruited for the NHL every year. Apparently they beat your 14 year old girls though

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Oh your teen guys can beat 14 year old girls? You guys sound sooooooo tough.

I guess it helps them deal with obscurity while every NHL player worth talking about is Canadian.

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xlDeMoNiClx · Apr 5, 2013

badbrad17 said:
Oh yes. This is the best post this thread has seen since Funky told an inappropriate story that made us all blush.

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I second this.

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wyndslash · Apr 5, 2013

Hey, kids

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Soundtrack to Chaos · Apr 5, 2013

I ain't no kid

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badbrad17 · Apr 5, 2013

Morning. Uggh. Slept horribly last night. Strange dreams. Too much spicy food me thinks.

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makaroni · Apr 5, 2013

I have strange dreams when I watch the Disney Channel. I have nightmares that all those kids are chasing me and singing Disney songs

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xlDeMoNiClx · Apr 5, 2013

makaroni said:
I have strange dreams when I watch the Disney Channel. I have nightmares that all those kids are chasing me and singing Disney songs

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The horror.

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makaroni · Apr 5, 2013

xlDeMoNiClx said:
The horror.

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Lmao you see! Someone else understands my pain

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Ricky Babalu · Apr 5, 2013

makaroni said:
I have strange dreams when I watch the Disney Channel. I have nightmares that all those kids are chasing me and singing Disney songs

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On those Disney shows all they do is yell, everything is yelling. Did I mention all they do is yell? Also, all adults are portrayed as "idiots"!

crackberrytraitor · Apr 6, 2013

xlDeMoNiClx said:
Oh your teen guys can beat 14 year old girls? You guys sound sooooooo tough. I guess it helps them deal with obscurity while every NHL player worth talking about is Canadian.

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Lol, a player or two is pulled to the NFL every year. Our teen guys beat your teen guys. True fact, bro

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xlDeMoNiClx · Apr 6, 2013

makaroni said:
Lmao you see! Someone else understands my pain

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No wonder every girl that becomes a star on that channel turns into a ***** several years later.

xlDeMoNiClx · Apr 6, 2013

crackberrytraitor said:
Lol, a player or two is pulled to the NFL every year. Our teen guys beat your teen guys. True fact, bro

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They beat them at a fake sport that no real athlete would ever touch that was ripped off of a better part of the world .

True fact #2.

crackberrytraitor · Apr 6, 2013

xlDeMoNiClx said:
They beat them at a fake sport that no real athlete would ever touch that was ripped off of a better part of the world . True fact #2.

It's a Canadian league, man. We just go up there and beat em.

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badbrad17 · Apr 6, 2013

Ricky Babalu said:
On those Disney shows all they do is yell, everything is yelling. Did I mention all they do is yell? Also, all adults are portrayed as "idiots"!

And the mom is always dead or dies. It's really weird. Except the Lion King. The dad died.

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