So tonight, as I was surfing Facebook, my beloved Nexus 7, my jack-knife of all trades, my Swiss Army knife of tablets, did an uncommanded reboot.
And froze at the "Google" start-up screen.
No amount of gymnastics would make it go beyond that point. I tried everything from a soft reset, to a hard reset, to getting into esoteric things like using the bootloader to flash a new factory image to the tablet using my Windoze machine.
Nothing. Everything points to a hardware issure, most likely the flash memory being toast. Ugh.
So, being just six months old, I waded into the dreaded "return" mode. Sam's Club would only take it back up to 30 days later. Google claims ownership, but Asus made the damned thing -- so I poked around on line about the procedure to return a Nexus 7 to Asus.
There are dozens of nightmare stories about returning stuff to Asus. They just seem to universally suck -- if you believe the on-line reviews.
I pressed on. I tried to "create an RMA" on their website, but died on the "serial number" requirement. The only place the serial number is recorded is in the tablet's menu system -- which was inaccessible. (And on the box, which was thrown away not long ago.)
So, with great trepidation, I called their 800 number. At 9 PM on Saturday night.
To my surprise, the voice mail menus were easy and logical, and I got a nice young man with a strange accent I could not localize. He was very helpful, in that weird, foreign help desk way, and within a few minutes I had my RMA number and instructions on where to mail the unit for repair.
Again, to my surprise, it's going to Grapevine, Texas. Hell, I could almost deliver it myself. (I live in South Texas.)
So, we shall see what happens next. They say 10 days to 2 weeks, but with the holidays it might be longer. All in all, I am very impressed with the way Asus has handled this....so far.
At the end, I asked "Zed" where he was. He was in the Bahamas!
And froze at the "Google" start-up screen.
No amount of gymnastics would make it go beyond that point. I tried everything from a soft reset, to a hard reset, to getting into esoteric things like using the bootloader to flash a new factory image to the tablet using my Windoze machine.
Nothing. Everything points to a hardware issure, most likely the flash memory being toast. Ugh.
So, being just six months old, I waded into the dreaded "return" mode. Sam's Club would only take it back up to 30 days later. Google claims ownership, but Asus made the damned thing -- so I poked around on line about the procedure to return a Nexus 7 to Asus.
There are dozens of nightmare stories about returning stuff to Asus. They just seem to universally suck -- if you believe the on-line reviews.
I pressed on. I tried to "create an RMA" on their website, but died on the "serial number" requirement. The only place the serial number is recorded is in the tablet's menu system -- which was inaccessible. (And on the box, which was thrown away not long ago.)
So, with great trepidation, I called their 800 number. At 9 PM on Saturday night.
To my surprise, the voice mail menus were easy and logical, and I got a nice young man with a strange accent I could not localize. He was very helpful, in that weird, foreign help desk way, and within a few minutes I had my RMA number and instructions on where to mail the unit for repair.
Again, to my surprise, it's going to Grapevine, Texas. Hell, I could almost deliver it myself. (I live in South Texas.)
So, we shall see what happens next. They say 10 days to 2 weeks, but with the holidays it might be longer. All in all, I am very impressed with the way Asus has handled this....so far.
At the end, I asked "Zed" where he was. He was in the Bahamas!
