OK, now it gets even BETTER! I was taking my silver one in today to exchange for the black one. (They didn't have black in, two weeks ago, when I bought my phones.) I knew it was going to cost me a $35 dollar restock fee, but I really wanted the black one. When I got to the ATT store, I showed my manager my phone and said "Feel that; the glass is not flush with the speaker grill, as it is on the bottom." He reaches into his pocket, pulls out his One, and says "Yep. Mine is perfectly flush; this one isn't. Defective!" As in, no charge for exchanging!
I owe you, Chris. Not a million bucks, but a drink, at least!!!