The Note 3 is so big that.....

[w7sg]

I very much enjoy someone saying "what is that! It's too big!". I answer, "what do you have?". Most often they get out their iPhone. My answer is "That is cute, is it made by Mattel?"

 

[anon8126715]

....Co - worker asked why I didn't bring my work laptop to an offsite location and I told him I have my phone. He replied, "have fun with your eyestrain". I whipped out my phone and said, "what eyestrain?"

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[josephinstasis44]

the note 3 is so big i use a broomstick as a kickstand and a tablecloth to keep it from getting dusty.

 

[Frenzytom]

...when I make a call at the gym, people will ask me if I need a spotter.

 

[GrooveRite]

The Note 3 is so big that I hung it up on the wall and it instantly became my new Flatscreen TV!!

 

[petaf]

that Ellen Degeneres can fit 50 Hollywood stars in one selfie???? No????

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[Ladybell]

I use it for Shade

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[daves221]

heading out to work:

 

[Haalcyon]

...it is thought to be the Monolith from 2001. "Oh my god, it's full of stars."


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[pdub73]

...I told my wife to get off the bed, I need my phone for work...

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[Jalopiejoe]

.....that Boeing has discontinued building wings for their 787 Dreamliner!

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note 3
"Size does matter!"

 

[kway_NY]

HELP me MR. Wizard!!

 

[anon8126715]

...When I called a cell phone accessory manufacturer to ask them about windshield mounts for the Note 3, they told me that they didn't make any, but that they do make Note 3 mounts for windshields.

 

[Jalopiejoe]

.....NASA called and asked to use my Note 3 for a launch pad!

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"Size does matter!"

 

[Greg Wilkins]

...that it makes my wiener look small now! Felt like a porn star with my flip phone! Damn you note 3!

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[Jalopiejoe]

....I have a tennis ball suspended from the ceiling in the garage to help me park my Note 3!

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"Size does matter!"

 

[Gator352]

My note 3 is so big that it can be used to block hurricanes from hitting Florida...

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[ehosey2]

....Optimus Prime uses it to make phone calls.

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[Gator352]

....Optimus Prime uses it to make phone calls.

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I hope he has unlimited roaming charges. Calls to and from Cybertron could get costly!

 

[stackberry369]

That my girlfriend doesn't need me anymore

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