The Note 3 is so big that.....

I very much enjoy someone saying "what is that! It's too big!". I answer, "what do you have?". Most often they get out their iPhone. My answer is "That is cute, is it made by Mattel?"
 
....Co - worker asked why I didn't bring my work laptop to an offsite location and I told him I have my phone. He replied, "have fun with your eyestrain". I whipped out my phone and said, "what eyestrain?"

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The Note 3 is so big that I hung it up on the wall and it instantly became my new Flatscreen TV!! :D
 
...it is thought to be the Monolith from 2001. "Oh my god, it's full of stars."


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...I told my wife to get off the bed, I need my phone for work...

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.....that Boeing has discontinued building wings for their 787 Dreamliner!

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"Size does matter!"
 
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...When I called a cell phone accessory manufacturer to ask them about windshield mounts for the Note 3, they told me that they didn't make any, but that they do make Note 3 mounts for windshields.
 
.....NASA called and asked to use my Note 3 for a launch pad!

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"Size does matter!"
 
...that it makes my wiener look small now! Felt like a porn star with my flip phone! Damn you note 3!

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....I have a tennis ball suspended from the ceiling in the garage to help me park my Note 3!

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"Size does matter!"
 
My note 3 is so big that it can be used to block hurricanes from hitting Florida...

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....Optimus Prime uses it to make phone calls.

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