If you have a spouse who wants a piece of technology but doesn't care about technology... narrow it down to two with a list of 5 benefits to choosing each one. Also, non-nerds don't care about specs.... the spec bump isn't worth $300 to them.... ever.
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If at first you don't succeed.....Skydiving may not be your cup of tea.
Emphasis on MAY not.
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I did this yesterday more or less. My girlfriend won open 100 m at her school but not the most points collected (she got 2nd when in her 2ndlast year last year). I asked if she was actually going to training now. Then she replied oh so you like my aths body when I train. I replied yes and well you can probably guess how it went after.When the wife asks "Honey do I look fat in this" ............................reply "No, you look beautiful in anything honey"
*** I have made the mistake a few times of saying it looked a little tight, and I was in the dog house for days
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Llama try refilling the cup multiple times. Free refills.
Tip - not to loan money. I fall for it every time.
I hears at self check out at grocery stores always weigh goods at carrots.
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Tip - not to loan money. I fall for it every time.
I hears at self check out at grocery stores always weigh goods at carrots.
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Intergender-sociological conversation hint 101:
78% of the time, when a male is speaking to a female, what he is saying can be replaced with "I want to sleep with you".
87% of the time, when a female is speaking to a male, what she is saying can be replaced with, "I don't want to sleep with you".
78% of the time, when a male is speaking to a female, what he is saying can be replaced with "I want to sleep with you".
87% of the time, when a female is speaking to a male, what she is saying can be replaced with, "I don't want to sleep with you".
Exception I'm treated as a female 
Tip - with new partners keep the gift expectation low initially so gifts keep becoming exciting each time.
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Tip - with new partners keep the gift expectation low initially so gifts keep becoming exciting each time.
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Pretending to believe women when they say they don't know how they broke the glass on the back of their mobiles (girlfriends geez - she drops it daily its a surprise it didnt break earlier)
There is one question to which honest logic is not the best answer:
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Uh, because you don't understand the Constitution?
Transmitted through spacetime.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Uh, because you don't understand the Constitution?
Transmitted through spacetime.
Or do a chip from Dave chappell. ?i didn't know I could do that"
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Hanging out with your sister provides nice free food 
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