Sounds like we need a Teen Android Love Song! Something like.....
Phone:
Will you love me forever?
Owner:
Let me sleep on it!!!
Phone:
Will you love me forever!!!
Owner:
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave,
I started swearing at my MOD and on Lloyd?s grave
That I would love you to the end of Contract
I swore that I would love you to the end of Contract!
So now I'm praying for the end of Contract
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta send another text with you
I don't think that I can really survive.
I'll never break my promise, or pay an ETF,
But God only knows I need dual core right now!
I'm praying for the end of Contract
I need new every TWO!
Praying for the end of Contract, so I can end my time with you!!!
Or something along those lines.