I'm here posting on Android Central
Asking you in a manner so gentle,
To consider me the winner today,
So I can be the happiest man in bay.
I'll make some calls and send some emails,
But no naked selfies, sorry females.
Sure beats that 1+1 phone smash give-away,
And this is why on your site I shall stay.
And continue to read your late breaking Android news,
Especially about rooting without tripping the fuse.
And come on Phil, share with us some of your awesome fashion tips,
Wait this isn't kissing up, but how'd you get so ripped?
Over 150 pages in this thread,
My luck pretty much looks dead!
But maybe this poem will give you the inspiration that you need,
To give me this phone and do a good deed.
But even if you don't, I'll continue to visit, maybe let out a few moans,
as I read about all the phones, that I wish I could own.
But now I have to get back to my daily occupation,
Thanks for choosing me without any hesitation :-D