The end is near...
It is coming, we all know the end of civilization is near. The question you should all be asking yourself is how are you going to survive. When the madness and chaos breaks loose, and the everyday conveniences become scarce, it just might be one man and one phone that save the world.
Given that it is common knowledge Verizon has the best 3G network, it only stands to reason that it is poised to survive the societal breakdown. As the world slips into mayhem I will come to the rescue with my Incredible phone. I will find my way through the deteriorated streets with google navigation, adding POIs for sources of water and food. I will email instructions to government agencies that no longer have working cell phones. The highly reflective screen can be used to reflect sunlight for signaling messages to Sprint, AT&T and T-Mobile customers using Morse Code. At night the AMOLED screen will be a beacon of light for the lost and a source of hope for the weary. I will brush my teeth with a velcro strip on the side of the phone while running a UV Light app from Android Market to filter water for the children. While iPhone users are throwing their phones at rabbits and squirrels in hopes of getting some dinner, I will download information on trapping and hunting. While Blackberry users are trying to cut firewood with the edge of their phones, I will call my friend with a chainsaw. I could go on, but I think you understand the implications that not selecting me could have on humanity.
That is how I will use my Incredible, now it is up to you to make the right decision...