peace
I am going to make peace in the Middle East with my Droid Incredible.
First, I will use the beautiful, high quality camera to snap a photo of myself (a Jew) and my best friend (an Arab) doing a super awesome high five, with which we will email it (of course on the phone) to all of the newspapers and billboard owners of the Middle East.
Once everyone sees the awesomeness that is, I will then use the Droid Incredible to send a mass text to all of the leaders of the region (don't get mad if I use swype without a license, it's just so efficient) so that together we can listen to Lady Gaga covers until we all decide that the age of politics and otherness is over, we can all relate over her majesty's immense power.
Finally, to seal the deal, I will update my facebook and twitter with a group video of us singing "We Shall Overcome" in 5-part harmony.
Easy enough with a Droid Incredible. If I don't get it...can we really tolerate more of this unsustainable status quo?