With an Incredible, I would...
Finally make good on the promise I made 9 years ago to take over the world.
See, the back story goes something like this:
I graduated high school in 2001 - year of the Space Odyssey. At the church I was attending, it was custom to have all the member students from the local high school come before the front of the congregation and say a little bit about their after high school plans - what college you wanted to attend, your college major of choice, and any goals that you had for yourself.
When it was my turn, I mentioned that I wanted to go the University of Texas at Dallas to study Computer Science and that my after high school plans included world domination... And that's when the congregation let out a sort of nervous/polite laugh...
So, now I need to make good on my promise to subjugate the world - otherwise I might go to hell for lying to a church! I can see the Incredible helping me keep track of the incredible amount of e-mail traffic between me and my loyal minions as well as help me keep track of the more mundane activities... like picking up the dry cleaning... or date night!