Oh the things i will do!!
I will use this device to travel back in time for a pizza party with THE REAL teenage mutant ninja turtles. I will help Dr. Emmett Brown power the delorean with the INCREDIBLE, because a lightning bolt just doesn't have the juice. I will SAVE Artex from the Swamp of Sadness!!! Then, using its magical powers of fixilixation super fixxo apps, I will "fix" Fryer's dad's car and so he, Bueller and myself can buy a cat and feed it to Alf. I will slap Tony Danza in the mouth. It will help me get Ross and Rachel back together, my way. I will reeducate the world on the proper pronunciation of "nuclear." Further, I will use the Incredible to save Lord Vader's life, provide counseling for him and Luke, and build a better Empire. I will document what happens when a fraggle mates with a popple (shame on you if you don't know what those are). Cobra Commander and G.I. Joe will be supplied with REAL bullets for once. I will use it in bullet time fashion to deflect the bullet aimed at JFK, which will be deflected towards North Korea at an undisclosed location. And lastly, I will cure cancer.....And that's all before lunchtime.