I will breed the incredible with my droid to create a tiny-sized smartphone army and unleash it upon my local apple store. They will wreak havoc across the battlefield. They will use their multiple apps to blueprint the store, close off all exits, rendering it a fight or die battle.
And as the screams and sounds of the gears churning in the Iphone and Ipad's processors pierce the night, as they attempt to load their distress signals* and war game apps, they will realize that the iphone os 4.0 is still not out and their multitasking capabilities are....well, they don't have any.
And the Incredi-droid offspring army will siege and conquer, leaving but one survivor. A lowly first gen ipod that was in the jacket pocket of a employee who knew that this device was one of the few actual amazing creations Apple has ever made. One survivor to let the rest of the world know. Android is coming.
All to the refreshing beat of the Incredible Hulk theme song. Yeah, thats right. Fear the pun.
(*You know they have one somewhere in that phone. The kind that whenever the iphone's speaker picks up somebody naying about Apple without a 50 yard distance, it sends a signal to HQ and Steve's fanboys rush in, kidnap the say-naying, and 'politely reinforces' their faith in the big fruit.)
In reality, (hoping not to get sued at this point) I'd prolly give the Incredible or my current Droid to my girlfriend who is still using a feature phone and doesn't have the funds to upgrade to an Android phone. We'd finally be able to nerd out together about the apps and capabilities of Android. It'd be like a early honeymoon!